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teamsasskid:

friendly reminder that this scene was improvised

388847N
4 hours ago
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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

369856N
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pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

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12 hours ago
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Unexpectedly sad and angry because how can he just act like he didn’t just tip my entire world upside down and how can he expect me to still love him the way I did when he just ripped himself out of the most major part of my life and how can he just leave me

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anorganizedprocrastination:

hilariousfandomurl:

aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

468N
14 hours ago
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i know you’re fine, but what do i do?

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16 hours ago
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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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22 hours ago
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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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23 hours ago
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consultingsinnerman:

catinthefedora:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"

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23 hours ago
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clintkates:

okay but imagine:

  • natasha romanoff helping drunk girls get home and refusing to let them go by themselves
  • natasha romanoff punching gross men who catcall girls
  • natasha romanoff speaking out against slut shaming
  • natasha romanoff always looking out for the girls in her neighborhood
  • natasha romanoff supporting all girls no matter what
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1 day ago
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mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

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1 day ago
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A Scandal in Belgravia + cinematography

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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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